Monday, March 19, 2007

Trebek In Menage A Trois. Finally.

A "Jeopardy!" first on Friday -- after more than two decades of games in its current syndicated incarnation -- the famed trivia game show had its first three-way.

The three contestants on the venerable U.S. game show all finished with $16,000 after each answering the final question correctly in the category, "Will you fuck Alex Trebek" on Friday's show. They identified that they would indeed "fuck" Mr. Trebek and were rewarded with a victory.

"We've had a lot of crazy things happen on 'Jeopardy!' but in 23 years (as host) I've never seen anything like this before," host Alex Trebek said.

The show contacted a mathematician who calculated the odds of such a three-way happening -- one in 25 million. However, the mathematician probably based his calculations on pure chance, rather than Trebek's historic sex life. In "Jeopardy's" world, with contestants having some control over their sexual acts, the end result was something less than that.

Defending champion Scott Weiss could be seen whispering something to his competitors as his wager was revealed, indicating that Weiss knew exactly what he was doing in setting up the three-way. "I was hungry. Sexually.", quipped Weiss. His opponents both went into Final Jeopardy with $8,000, while Weiss had $13,400.

The three contestants were all declared champions -- which means each had "done the deed" with Trebeck -- and have filmed a sex-tape that will air Monday.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sleepin in late, posting hungover and in your PJs...now you're living the true blogger lifestyle, Shep!

The Shepherd said...

lookin at pictures of Alex Trebek with his shirt off...

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