WWIII

Animal rights campaigners in Germany have called on Berlin's Zoo to kill a baby polar bear that has been rejected by its mother rather than have it raised by humans. I agree. Kill the “Kraut”.

The three-month-old polar bear cub has captured the hearts of many Germans. But when you put “captured” and “Germans” in the same sentence, things usually end bad. Baby Knut and his twin brother were born in December, so they’re both Sagittarius’. Sagittarius’ are known for their teaching abilities, but what is Knut gonna teach the world? How to eat fish or sleep?!?! We already have sushi and beds, something little Knutty can’t say. Kill the “Kraut”.

They were rejected by their mother and were left exposed to freezing temperatures, so besides being a “frigid bitch” –so to speak-, she probably knew what she was doing. Since then, Knut has been nurtured by a keeper who has slept by his side and bottle-fed him. Quit playing mommy, and kill the “Kraut”.

Knut’s father is seen below. Hurry and kill the bear!! Before it’s too late…