Jeremy, Spoken.

Yesterday, Ron Jeremy, admitted sexual mastermind, confessed to hundreds of “slayings” during his lifetime. “I slay bitches on a nightly basis. I always have and always will. I love it. It’s my job.” boasted Jeremy. The admission was part of testimony that was originally removed from a Freedom Of Speech disclaimer shown before adult movies.

While under oath, Jeremy also acknowledged he planned, financed or ran training for a catalog of high-profile adult products. Plans included operations to ass-ass-inate several U.S. adult film starlets and to work with world-famous porn stars Panama Anal and London's Big Ben.

“I am responsible for the operations, from A to Z,” Jeremy said through a representative.

Officials have said the sessions would last between two and three hours each, but it could take days or weeks to know what transpired, because the findings must be approved by higher authorities.