Sunday, March 25, 2007

Lean, Green And On The Screen. Again.

The Ninja Turtles are back, and they're winning. Again. (Don’t worry-April O’Neil and Splinter are there too.)

The Warner Brothers adventure "TMNT," a computer-animated update of the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" comics, cartoons and 1990s live-action movies, debuted as the top weekend flick with $25.45 million in ticket sales, according to studio estimates Sunday.

  • “300” came in second and will most likely bore me for 300 more weeks
  • “Shooter” pulled into third place and somehow has nothing to do with Shooter McGavin!?!
  • “The Last Mimzy”, although fantastically titled, stalled in fifth
  • “Reign Over Me”, Adam Sandler’s lastest lame movie, came up lame for a 8-spot
  • “Pride” a fantastic documentary on swimming lions finished their lap in ninth.

I’ll leave you with a few words from Splinter, mutant rat, master and father figure of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Splinter: Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be
[Shredder throws a hidden knife; Splinter catches it, releasing the spear and letting Shredder fall from the building and land in the back of a garbage truck]
Splinter: ...Without honor.

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