Monday, June 4, 2007

Sex, Rhymes and Keepin' It Real

Paris Hilton, the 26-year-old heiress, checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday. She's expected to serve three weeks for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Hilton surrendered to sheriff's deputies after making a surprise visit to the MTV Movie Awards in the afternoon.

Hours after strolling the red carpet in a strapless black dress, Paris Hilton traded her designer duds for a jail-issued jumpsuit. Early word from the sheriff’s deputies is that Paris will be spending her 23-day reduced sentence in CB4. "I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters on the red carpet “I’ve heard that CB4 can be tough! Gusto is one crazy bitch.”

Straight Outta LocashA crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moatcause
I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket;
Straight Outta Locash!!!

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