"No wonder it smelled," said Deborah Yackley, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Postal Service. "it was worse than my panties after a marathon."
A postal worker alerted police shortly before 11 a.m. after seeing the homeless man approach a counter with no one around. The man had no postage and no address.
District of Columbia police bomb technicians X-rayed the man’s package and a hazardous materials team inspected it before determining that it was just dirty and smelly, not dangerous. The erection, UHH – I MEAN THE EVACUATION lasted several hours.

3 comments:
It does ruin your story, but the package was 2 cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.
Schwety weiner.
thanks, Dick!
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