Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Panda Poop

Nothing says "I love you" like a photo frame made from panda poop.

The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base has come up with a dung-for-profit scheme that turns droppings from the endangered species into odor-free souvenirs ranging from bookmarks to Olympic-themed statues of the animals.

"We used to spend at least 6,000 yuan ($770) a month to get rid of the droppings but now they can be lucrative," Jing Shimin, assistant to the base director, was quoted as saying by the official Xinhua News Agency.

The products will be made at a local handicraft company mostly from undigested bamboo culled from the panda waste through a special process, Xinhua said.

"They don't smell too bad because 70 percent of the dung is just remains of the bamboo that the pandas are unable to digest," Jing said.

While no price has been set, he said the most expensive souvenirs will contain a panda hair , collected from the wild , in each package.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Step 1: Collect panda poop.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit.

Unknown said...

hahaha, i knew O'Leary would respond to this one!!

They need cameras so we can watch small asian men make stuff out of panda poop!

The Shepherd said...

Step 4: Buy more Pandas

***Continue cycle.