Friday, May 4, 2007

Flame Broiled

Since man discovered fire, we have searched far and wide for conveniently clever ways to keep flame at the ready.

From placing rocks in buffalo pelts to hiding torches under stovepipe hats, nothing has possessed both the glow of beauty and spark of utility.

Until now.

The Hamburger Lighter is the portable combustion container we’ve sought for centuries. Whether you’re roasting chestnuts or broiling chopped steak, the fierce burger of flame is here to quench your quest for fire.

Coming Soon!! The Hummus Ashtray. Coming Soon!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish Hasselhoff would eat one of these off the floor.

The Shepherd said...

don't get ahead of me.....all in due time.