Blair To Step Down

Blair Warner attended Eastland, and upon graduating in 1983, attended nearby Langley College. She worked with Mrs. Garrett at Edna's Edibles and later at Over Our Heads. In the years past, Blair purchased a financially troubled Eastland Academy and turned it into a co-educational school. She took charge of the school and has been in charge until this shocking news of her resignation.

Blair Warner was very vain and believed that she was perfect in every way. To her credit, Blair got good grades, won school awards, was crowned Harvest Queen for three years running, and even convinced a boy to move from Switzerland to attend school near her. Blair felt she was more important than other, "regular" people because she was the heiress to her father's multi-million dollar business, Warner Textile Mills.

Another secret Blair kept from her friends was that her cousin Geri had cerebral palsy. She was not embarrassed by her cousin, but rather jealous of her, since Blair was used to being the center of attention.

Early word leaked to the media has been that Dorothy "Tootie" Ramsey will be her successor. When reached for comment, she had this to say, “Ooohhh. We are in trou-ble!"