Monday, July 2, 2007

Porno Pizza

It doesn't matter what you put on your pizza at this delivery joint, it's still hotter than the average slice.

Local entrepreneur Corey Wildeman has launched Porno Pizza, a delivery-only pizza business that places pornography where you would usually find only cardboard -- under the pizza.

The idea for the business came to Wildeman, 30, while working at other pizza places. "I'm absolutely thrilled with how successful it's been," he said while on a delivery last night. "It runs the full gamut. There are some that are very Playboy-esque and others which Larry Flynt would blush at," he said, describing the photos sent out with orders.

What has surprised Wildeman the most since opening is his clientele. "It's about 75 to 80% female that are placing the orders and are taking orders at the door," he said.

"I wouldn't be getting phone calls if this wasn't accepted," said Wildeman before quoting an episode of The Simpsons.
"You'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator."

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