Slash To My Lou

Former playground legend Rafer “Skip to my Lou” Alston is taking great advantage of his shot at The Show. And by that, I mean he’s totally screwing it up: Skip was arrested yesterday on charges that he stabbed someone at a club in NYC. It’s the second time in three weeks that he’s been in trouble with the law.

The trouble began when a member of Alston’s entourage got into an argument with a 41-year-old man. The fight escalated into a brawl, and at one point Alston slashed the man, sources said.

He was arrested Aug. 5 for allegedly shaking a parking attendant and spitting in his face during a drunken rage after his car was towed.

One fans response that I think we can all agree with, “Do your thing, Rafer. I’ve been around grimey, shank-prone individuals for over 15 years. If you don’t do anything to warrant getting shanked, then you don’t get shanked. Simple as that.”