Nickel, Dime, Quarter, Grimes.

Nickel, Dime, Quarter, Grimes.

People come and people go,
But Grimes, he’s here to stay.
Every year I see him grow…
Can Grimes come out and play?

Bob Hayes likes to play with Grimes,
For that you can be damn sure.
They’ve hung out so many times,
Why not hang out some more?

One man loves that sweet man Grimes,
His name is Negro Leary.
He sits and listens to Funkadelic Rhymes,
So long to make him weary.

Andy & Chris- the last to go.
They feel the temptation of Grimes.
Now they go to the bar of fantasy shows,
Smoking bags of dimes.

Jonny R.- now there’s a name,
In fact, a whole different story.
He smoked himself straight to fame,
Grimes and him in glory.

Loc Dog is completely gone,
Some people say he’s a waste.
It’s just the fact that Grimes to him,
Has a completely different taste.

Marky J- now he’s so nice,
He threw up on Rossman’s stairs.
He had some brew- once, twice, thrice
It’s fun, so nobody cares.

Now there’s the Moose,
Some say that he’s gone limp…
Maybe he’s just hangin’ loose?
No, fuck that!- he’s a pimp.

Brandon, Brandon Walloff
He hangs with Grimes a plenty.
In the halls you hear “Schwwaaaaaalllllllllooofffffffff!”
God damn!- it must be 4:20.

Last but not least, there lies the Khan.
We’ve all had some fuckin’ good times.
Not for long will the Big Poppa be gone,
Long Live Mother Fuckin’ Grimes.

GJC- circa ‘97