Finger My Blog was found dead on the internet this morning. It is believed to have expired on February 6th, 2008, just a few weeks away from its first birthday. Police were unwilling to confirm rumors that the cause of death was a broken heart. An autopsy will be performed in the coming days.
The final post on FMB was a plaintive cry for help in the form of YouTube video entitled "Blackass!" Friends and loved ones claim not to have heard from FMB since this posting, and yet curiously, its body was not found by investigators until several weeks later, when neighboring blogs began complaining of the smell.
FMB is survived by its "Best Blog Friend Forever" The Mel Wire. It also leaves four links to popular serial dramas Lost, Heroes, 24, and Prison Break, who have been placed in the protective custody of their parent networks.
FMB's viewing will be held in Google's memory cache for all eternity. In lieu of flowers, The Mel Wire respectfully requests that mourners drive traffic to her blog.
Finger My Blog "Some men are always boys" February 24, 2007 - February 6, 2008 R.I.P.
Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Notebook, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://notebooks-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.
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Finger My Blog was found dead on the internet this morning. It is believed to have expired on February 6th, 2008, just a few weeks away from its first birthday. Police were unwilling to confirm rumors that the cause of death was a broken heart. An autopsy will be performed in the coming days.
The final post on FMB was a plaintive cry for help in the form of YouTube video entitled "Blackass!" Friends and loved ones claim not to have heard from FMB since this posting, and yet curiously, its body was not found by investigators until several weeks later, when neighboring blogs began complaining of the smell.
FMB is survived by its "Best Blog Friend Forever" The Mel Wire. It also leaves four links to popular serial dramas Lost, Heroes, 24, and Prison Break, who have been placed in the protective custody of their parent networks.
FMB's viewing will be held in Google's memory cache for all eternity. In lieu of flowers, The Mel Wire respectfully requests that mourners drive traffic to her blog.
Finger My Blog
"Some men are always boys"
February 24, 2007 - February 6, 2008
R.I.P.
Hello. This post is likeable, and your blog is very interesting, congratulations :-). I will add in my blogroll =). If possible gives a last there on my blog, it is about the Notebook, I hope you enjoy. The address is http://notebooks-brasil.blogspot.com. A hug.
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