The Ma-Sheen

Hey, is that Magnum P.I.? Nope - it's Charlie Sheen! And In Touch magazine says the reason Sheen's wearing this ridiculous get-up is because the married TV star is on his way out of his new girlfriend's home.

The celebrity tabloid reports in its new issue that while Sheen is trying to convince wife Brooke Mueller that he's a changed man, he's really sneaking kisses (and more) with a lingerie model named Angelina Tracy.

The magazine reports that Sheen Charlie was spotted leaving her apartment on April 7 wearing the moustache with his hood over his head.

Another onlooker also spotted the two "kissing on the lips" on another occasion, according to In Touch.

The magazine said a source told them that Tracy is a high-paid escort, and that she spent time at Sheen's house while Mueller was out of town.

Lost & FOUND

The little girl's voice on the 911 call was faint yet cheerful, letting central Florida police know that after four days of searching and lots of prayer, they had found missing 11-year-old Nadia Bloom.

"Hi. This is Nadia and I'm the girl that got lost," she said Tuesday from deep inside an alligator-infested swamp in Winter Springs.

The fifth-grader, who has Asperger's syndrome, a type of autism-related disorder, was found by a man who attends the same church as her family, police said.

James King said she was in a dry patch in the middle of the swamp. "Hey, I've got her," King said in the 911 call. "I've got Nadia."

King said that the girl had bug bites yet "no major injuries, just exposure."

King added: "The Lord told me where to find her."

NYC Sky

A Manhattan man jumped to his death on Tuesday from the roof of the hotel where the Los Angeles Angels were staying for their series against the Yankees.

At least two players, pitchers Jered Weaver and Matt Palmer, witnessed the suicide.

"Weaver actually saw him splat," Palmer told the New York Daily News. "I felt kind of sick to my stomach...It's hard to see something like that and hard to take it."

Weaver refused to discuss the incident with the paper.

According to the report, the 39-year-old man was not a guest at Le Parker Meridien on 56th Street in midtown, but asked to see the hotel's pool, which is located on the top floor. The paper, citing police sources, reported that the man told a lifeguard he was waiting for his room to be ready and after walking around the rail, jumped over.

"It's obviously traumatic when you witness something like that, but these guys understand the privilege of playing baseball," said Angels manager Mike Scioscia.

Kim Jong Il @ The Gummy Bear Factory

Better? ....Or Just More Of The Same?

Selling Pinners

Athens police said they have arrested a door-to-door meat salesman who swallowed a half-burned marijuana joint as they watched. The Daily Post-Athenian in Athens reported that 30-year-old Robert Sherk of Cleveland faces charges of tampering with evidence and resisting arrest. A jailer said Wednesday that Sherk was being held on a $5,000 bond and there was no record he has an attorney.

Athens police said officers arrested Sherk after he tossed a half-burned marijuana cigarette into his mouth and then resisted the officers' efforts to retrieve it and take him into custody.

Officers said Sherk was seated in a vehicle and they were questioning him about selling meat door-to-door without a city permit.

Gumby

An Iowa teen is all bubbly over her one-of-a-kind high school prom dress she made out of gum wrappers.

Elizabeth Rasmuson made her dress , and matching vest for her date , out of blue and white wrappers from Wrigley's "5 gum."

The high school junior says she got the idea after hearing about someone making a dress out of duct tape.

She and her boyfriend began collecting gum wrappers last August. Rasmuson says she quit counting after 200.

Since the wrappers break easily, Rasmuson finished her dress with a vinyl top coat.

Camera Phone - Shown!

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Prime Suspect: The World's Second Fattest Cat!

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A Little Cameo?

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Good Head

U.S. army surgeons donned body armor to remove a high-explosive bullet from a soldier's head during a tense five-hour operation.

Non-essential staff at Bagram Air Field in Afghanistan were evacuated during the surgery to remove the Taliban bullet, which contained two ounces of high explosives powerful enough to kill the entire surgical team.

Medics succeeded in delicately extracting it and their unnamed patient — a member of the Afghan National Army, who was injured in a bomb blast — was recovering Thursday night.

Sergeant William Carter, a member of the surgical team who performed under lockdown at the military hospital, said, "It was a real concentrated effort on everyone's behalf to ensure that we were all safe, and the patient was safe as well."

In half a century, U.S. medical teams tackled fewer than 50 cases involving the removal of deadly explosives from patients.

"This type of situation is remarkable," Carter said.