Thursday, January 8, 2009

Johnny Doe

The U.S. Army apologized Wednesday for sending 7,000 letters to family members of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan -- and addressing the letters to "John Doe."

Army Chief of Staff Gen. George W. Casey Jr. is sending a personal letter of apology to all the families who received the letters.

The 7,000 original letters were sent late last month by a contractor to inform survivors about private organizations that offer gifts, programs and other assistance to families of soldiers who were killed in the War on Terror.

Army spokesman Paul Boyce blamed the mistake on a faulty "mail merge" function within a high-speed printer the Army uses to send out mass mailings.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Still Truckin'

No longer Grateful, the group now known only as "The Dead" is preparing to embark on its first tour since 2004. Over the last 13 years, since guitarist Jerry Garcia died, the four remaining members of the band have gotten together occasionally to tour, but the magic has never been the same.

After 40 years of making music, the Dead has a cult following. There's even a satellite radio station dedicated to their music. The tour will consist of 19 shows in 16 cities across the U.S., and take place in April and May. The birth of the new tour came during an October rally for Barack Obama, the first time the super group has ever endorsed a political candidate.

Phil Lesh, bass player for the band, is modest about the band's influence on music, having birthed a genre known as jam band. He was quoted by CNN as saying, "All we did was steal what jazz musicians did and apply it to rock 'n' roll. If we didn't do it, someone else would have."

The band will add Warren Haynes on guitar, and Jeff Chimenti on the keys.

Nipple Wars

Monday, January 5, 2009

Man Boob

Dan Clark loved the power steroids gave him — until the "American Gladiators" star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience.

"Man boobs; breast-chesticles is what they're called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it," Clark, who was "Nitro" on the smash reality series, reveals in his memoir, "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption," out next month. "I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I'd] wet my nipple with spit ... [to] look firm instead of hanging down."

As he shot seven seasons of "American Gladiators" from 1989 to 1996, he pleaded with the wardrobe stylist to make him a new uniform, but didn't tell her it was "to hide my budding breasts." He eventually underwent reduction surgery.

Clark, a former LA Rams defensive lineman, used steroids for 20 years. They also took their toll on his private parts, so much so that he embarrassingly had to explain to women what was going on. "My b- - -s never really regained their size. They're kind of shriveled," he sadly told one bedmate. In addition, steroids subjected him to a "dull throbbing pain" every time he had sex.

Clark, 44, says when he first started injecting steroids, he gained a whopping 32 pounds of muscle in 10 weeks and topped the scales at 262.

Oh Snap!

Learn to Break Dance from the best....Vin Diesel!

Big Tuna

Two sushi bar owners paid more than $100,000 for a Japanese bluefin tuna at a Tokyo fish auction Monday, about ten times the average price and the highest in nearly a decade, market officials said.

The 282-pound premium tuna caught off the northern coast of Oma fetched 9.63 million yen ($104,700), the highest since 2001, when another Japanese bluefin tuna brought an all-time record of 20 million yen, market official Takashi Yoshida said.



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Your United States Senator!!!

The EARTH Room

"Where every day is Saturday...and every night is Friday night."
Want One?
You'll have to work for it - See George Rossi.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Classic Vinyl?

I was listening to Classic Vinyl on Sirius 14. Then this came on.....it made me change the station.



Itchycoo Park by The Small Faces
You decide.

One Night At McCool's...

Hollywood actor Matt Dillon was arrested and charged with driving at an excessive speed after police clocked him traveling at 106 miles per hour on a Vermont interstate highway.