The Star Of Manayunk

An elderly Manayunk woman has been charged with animal cruelty after being accused of mutilating a dog with an axe. But there are conflicting reports as to who struck the fatal blow.

Authorities said a dog named Star was savagely beaten to death Tuesday morning with an axe hammer.

Neighbors said they could hear the dog yelping in pain Tuesday morning. "Here's this woman beating this little dog with a hatchet and the little dog was lying on the ground screaming," neighbor Ann Hawlett said.

However, the dog's owner (HER SON!!) contends his mother is not responsible for the dog's death. He believes Star somehow escaped from his backyard before someone mutilated her and dumped her body on his front stoop.

He said his mother, while yelling in Russian, picked up Star and placed her in the backyard. "She was screaming for help and they called the cops and they arrested her," the owner said.

Star's owner believes someone who has a personal grudge is responsible for the dog's death.

"Spring Break Ass"

Stop looking at her…and look at him- no, not him…the other guy (in the back)…‘finger’ to the right of this picture and tell me that isn’t Terrell Owens?!?

Owens is not pictured in the rest of the series of photos/videos called "Spring Break Ass," which were posted on BangBros.com yesterday.
Owens, now with the Dallas Cowboys, is represented by Drew and Jason Rosenhaus, who, like BangBros.com are based in Miami.
If you will please notice that Terrell Owens has been cropped out of this new image, that now appears on BangBros.com.

You gotta love the off season!!! Bang(Cow)'Boys.com??- oh wait, that just doesn't sound right...

The Fallen

Over the weekend, John Marzano- aka: Johnny Marz-, added one more error to his lifetime stats. Marzano fell down a flight of stairs, but the precise cause of death has not been determined. Although Marzano was never a star player, he always exhibited a boisterous penchant for getting on camera with jokes and pranks.

While at Temple University, he earned a spot on the 1984 United States Olympic team as a catcher. Although baseball was still an Olympic demonstration sport at the time, with no medals awarded, that ’84 team included the future major league stars Mark McGwire, Barry Larkin and Will Clark.

John Robert Marzano was born in Philadelphia — “South Philly” he would have insisted, with an accent indicative of that part of town — on Feb. 14, 1963—he was 45 years old.

Just A Weird Day...

A postal worker is credited with saving a 1-year-old girl's life by catching her after the baby fell out of a second-story window in Albany, New York.

Lisa Harrell was delivering mail to a home late Monday morning when she noticed a baby in a window above the front door. Harrell says the next thing she knew, the baby had fallen into her arms.

When the baby's mother realized what had happened, she ran outside and grabbed the girl from Harrell. The woman thanked Harrell and then ran down the street to her mother's house.

No charges are being filed against the mother, who says she had placed her daughter on a bed that was up against the window. The mother said her back was turned when her daughter crawled out the open window.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/22/baby.caught.ap/index.html#cnnSTCVideo

Google Is Amazing

Happy Birthday to Mark...I couldn't have said it better myself.

My American Idol

So I'm a little behind on the DVR, but I finally got thru American Idol from this past week. It was the most amazing one yet. Not for the singing- oh no, it was for the most impressive cameo in recent memory. Which one of these I.H.P. (Individualized Honors Program) student's beautiful faces did my eyes bestow................???????

Dennis Fuckin' Blunden.
....I always thought Arvid Engen and he would end up living together in paradise somewhere. I guess the real question is- Where is Jawaharlal?

I Have Exorcised The Demons...

The New York Yankees have ended a construction worker's attempt to jinx their new stadium with a buried Red Sox jersey. Team officials watched Sunday as construction workers removed the jersey from two feet of concrete in a service corridor of the stadium that is under construction.

The Boston Red Sox jersey with the name of player David Ortiz that was unearthed at the new Yankee Stadium in New York, Sunday, April 13, 2008.

Apologies....And Such.

I would like to take some time on this beautiful Friday morning to offer my apologies to all the FingerMyBlog Faithful. Without you, the last few months were the lonliest of my life. Thank god I had Lisa to get me thru it.

So anyway, since we last 'Fingered each other', I've moved out west- way out to Western Pennsylvania.

That's right folks...Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The City of Bridges, The Steel City, The Iron City, Steel Town, The City of Champions, The City of Colleges, P-Burgh, The Burgh- whichever you prefer. Or the start of Glenn & Lisa's dynasty, as I like to call it.

Also, I just landed a new job up in 'The Burgh' and start on April 28th. So before long, I'll be 'Fingering' (from) a god damn cubicle.

....and I can't tell you how depressing (uplifting??) that is- but you can't keep a good finger down! Finger on!

I Ain't Never Scurred.

A Great Time For Change