Mum(bai)’s The Word

Mike Tyson wants to try something new , acting in Bollywood movies. Tyson said the energy on the sets of a music video he recently shot for a new comedy got him thinking about trying to do more Bollywood work, The Times of India reported Monday.

Tyson, 40, danced to Bollywood music at a two-day shoot in Las Vegas last month for a music video to promote "Fool n Final," about a diamond heist. "The atmosphere was very congenial, happy and energetic," the newspaper quoted Tyson as saying.

Tyson plays himself in the music video, set for release later this month.

"I was, anyway, in that phase when I didn't mind trying out something different," he said. "The script seemed very interesting, with lots of excitement thrown in."

Tyson said there are similarities between acting and boxing. "In both the fields, in order to survive and triumph, you need focus and to be highly disciplined and determined," he said.

Rubbing Elbows with The Wire

-*-Omar Devone Little is a fictional character on the HBO drama The Wire, portrayed by Michael K. Williams.
-*-Omar is a stick-up man who lives by a strict code and never deviates from his rules, foremost of which is that he never robs or menaces people who are not involved in the drug trade.
-*-Omar, who is gay, has had three partners on the show.
-*-Notably, Omar is the only major character on the series who claims to make a point out of not using profanity.
-*-Omar is a badass.

Bigger Is Not Always Better

More than 1,680 guitar players turned out, tuned up and took part in what organizers say was a world record rendition of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water" , a song that was the first many of them ever learned.

Some came from as far away as California and Germany on Sunday to take part in a Kansas City radio station's effort to break a Guinness world record for the most people playing the same song simultaneously.

"I thought it was going to be kind of cheesy," said Christi Kelly, of Prairie Village, who came clad in an elf costume. "but then, after a while I was like, this is really cheesy."

Pickin 'em off

Silvio Dante

[After Matthew Bevilaqua tries to clean up cheese from Silvo Dante -- Silvio goes ballistic]

Matthew Bevilaqua: I'm just trying to clean the cheese from your feet.

Silvio Dante: Why now? Huh? Leave the fucking cheese alone. I stick mother fuckin' provolone in my socks every night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning. Now get out of here!

Bobby Baccalieri

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: The world really went downhill, since 9/11. You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Who did what?

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: You know, the middle east. The end of the world.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: Oh, right. Notredamus.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Nostradamus and Notre Dame, that's two things different completely.

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: It's interesting that they'd be so similar, though. You know, I always thought "Ok, you got the hunchback of Notre Dame. But you also got your quarterback and your headback of Notre Dame".

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Notre Dame's a fucking cathedral!

Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: Obviously, I know. I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidences. What, you're gonna tell me you never pondered that?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No!

Is It Raining?

Rihanna. Sure she's hot...

...but what the hell is this:??

You can stand under my Umbrella

You can stand under my Umbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my umbrella

(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining (raining)

Ooo baby it's raining

???

Sex, Rhymes and Keepin' It Real

Paris Hilton, the 26-year-old heiress, checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday. She's expected to serve three weeks for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Hilton surrendered to sheriff's deputies after making a surprise visit to the MTV Movie Awards in the afternoon.

Hours after strolling the red carpet in a strapless black dress, Paris Hilton traded her designer duds for a jail-issued jumpsuit. Early word from the sheriff’s deputies is that Paris will be spending her 23-day reduced sentence in CB4. "I am trying to be strong right now," she told reporters on the red carpet “I’ve heard that CB4 can be tough! Gusto is one crazy bitch.”

Straight Outta LocashA crazy mothafucka named Gusto

I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe

I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat

I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!

When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moatcause

I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!

Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin

Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin

Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike

Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like

Like to eat it, like to suck it

Take a shit... in a bucket;

Straight Outta Locash!!!

Ro-ssmana

Toto? Todo? Toetoe? NoNo?

Best Ejection Ever?

Phillip Wellman, the manager of the Mississippi Braves, went on a major tirade after being ejected from Friday night's game.

Potato Pounds Eastern Iowa Towns

Kelly Goodwin sifted through the rubble of what used to be her kitchen, dazed after a potato ripped through eastern Iowa and flattened dozens of homes in three communities.

Hours earlier, she was spending a quiet afternoon in her home when she heard the wind howl. She glanced out the window, saw a tree rip from the ground and hurried to the basement.

The tornado, WAIT!! TORNADO?!?!!? NEVERMIND, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POTATO, with winds between 136 to 140 mph, struck the town of Grandview, went north through Fruitland and dissipated in the Muscatine area about 10 minutes later.

The Englishman Who Threw A Tub Of Beans

Actor Hugh Grant will not face charges over claims he attacked a photographer with a tub of baked beans and kicked out at him, the Crown Prosecution Service said on Saturday.





The CPS decided that a prosecution would not be in the public interest in light of the minimal nature of the alleged assault, the lack of premeditation on the part of Mr Grant and the overall circumstances of the incident.