The Not So Fresh Prince

First of all, is this Robert Horry or a really burned out Will Smith?

Secondly, check out his line (stats) from Thursday April 5th's game against the Suns:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/boxscore?gid=2007040524

Tim Allen (Dick)

ONE WILD HOG: On 2 October 1978, Tim Allen Dick was arrested in Detroit for possession of a pound and a half of cocaine. Under Michigan law, he could have been sentenced to life in prison. Instead he turned state's evidence -- the legal term for ratting on your cohorts. Allen reportedly fingered at least 21 co-conspirators, and in exchange, he was sentenced to just five years under the more lenient (at that time) federal law. He was paroled after 2½ years, and after dropping his last name, he has become one of America's most successful ex-cons gone legit.

He was arrested for drunk driving in 1997, after he nearly fell over and couldn't count backwards during a roadside sobriety check. The arrest effectively brings Allen's life story full-circle: A drunk driver killed his father when Allen was 11.

Also in 1997, Allen was in an auto accident in Studio City, California, and injured a 72-year-old retired librarian named Henry Armstrong. Armstrong told the National Enquirer that Allen "was bleary-eyed and unsteady on his feet, and he never uttered a word, never mind said sorry." Allen sued the old man for $12 million, complaining that Allen's "business as a well-known and well-respected actor, entertainer, author, commercial spokesperson and product endorser has been damaged." Allen dropped the lawsuit two years later, as a "humanitarian gesture" when he learned that Armstrong was suffering from brain cancer.

Kip Addotta, a friend and comic who mentored Allen through the early years of his career, says Allen "cut all ties with me" as soon as his TV show started.

Andy - Unemployed. Arrested.

Andy faces possible charges of felony second-degree assault and misdemeanor false imprisonment after his girlfriend told police that he poured an alcoholic drink in her face as she slept, put her in a choke hold and threw her onto a bed several times when she tried to leave.

When officers arrived, Andy said he threw his girlfriend down in self-defense because she came at him with a steak knife and cut his arm and face. The girlfriend denied slashing Andy. Police initially arrested the couple but "un-arrested" the girlfriend about an hour later, according to a police report.

Andy was arrested in 2004 on suspicion of drinking and driving after police say he suddenly stopped his gray SUV near the intersection of Broadway and College Avenue as a passenger stuck his head out the window and vomited. When police asked how much Andy, who was driving, had been drinking, he replied, "Plenty" — half a pint of Jim Beam, the officer's report said.

Brian Bonsall starred as Andy Keaton on "Family Ties" from 1986 to 1989 alongside Michael J. Fox and later appeared on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." He also had several movie roles in the 1990s, including "Blank Check" and "Mikey," according to TV.com. His latest police report stated he is unemployed.

Years

Years
They fly by in a blink of an eye
Flowers bloom and flowers die
Unknown are the reasons why
We say happy birthday to this guy.

Birth, yours. Yes.

Welcome Back...

...to hell.

Work sucks.

Mr. Wendal

Mr. Wendal has tried to warn us about our ways....BUT WE DON'T HEAR HIM TALK. Go 'head, Mr. Wendal!

2007 - Another Chapter Closes

In case you missed it, here is your One Shining Moment...is that Luther Vandross?

Chocolate Jesus

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is causing a stir at a Chicago art school, and much like college, he’s wearing Jesus' robes and a neon blue halo again.

An undergraduate student's papier mache sculpture of Obama as a Jesus -- entitled "Blessing" -- went on display Saturday at a downtown gallery run by the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. David Cordero, 24, made the sculpture for his senior show after noticing all the attention Obama has received since he first hinted he may run for the presidency.

Obama's campaign worked Monday to distance the Illinois senator from the artwork, since he despises all artistic free thought.

"When you see it, when you spend time with it, you understand that it's not a provocative work at all," Jenkins said. "It is just plain ugly and you get tired of it…much like the man himself."

The piece comes amid Catholic outrage in New York that led to an art gallery canceling an exhibit featuring a nude 6-foot-tall, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, called "My Sweet Lord".

Not to be confused with “Hershey Squirt Jesus” seen here…

Alexander Rae Baldwin III (born April 3, 1958)

The eldest of the Baldwin brothers, Alec Baldwin has starred in many movies and TV shows, but none so sweet as Beetlejuice.

Baldwin was born in Massapequa, Long Island, New York, to Catholic parents Alexander Rae Baldwin II and Carol Newcomb Martineau. His brothers are Daniel, Stephen, and William Baldwin, all of whom are actors; he also has two sisters, Jane and Elizabeth –who no one has seen or heard from in years (some say they were sacrificed).

Baldwin is frequently described as Irish American and his heavy drinking proves it. Good Things…

Happy Birthday.

George Washington

Start your week off right. Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine...