Johnny Depp Smells!

Johnny Depp and his wife, French supermodel Vanessa Paradis may look like a gorgeous couple on the outside, but sources who work with the two tell Fox411 that they aren't as clean as they sometimes appear.

"Johnny usually smells because he rarely showers,” sources say.

“He isn't big on personal cleanliness and Vanessa isn't much different. They found their perfect match in each other - it's hard to be around them. Their personal hygiene is not their priority.”

And while Johnny is known as a movie hunk and was even named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive last year, sources say he takes pains to cultivate a different image in his personal life.

As for his gorgeous girlfriend, we hear she is just like her man.

“Vanessa is the furthest thing from a supermodel every second that she isn't on a big photo shoot. No makeup and unruly hair - she's a bit of a mess normally."

"When Johnny shows up for work or travel, he's usually in rough shape,” sources say. “If he's showing up for work on set, he'll be a total professional, but that doesn't mean he'll be shiny and clean. He entrusts his movie looks to his hair, makeup and costume team. He's quite a character in person."

Logo Gogo

The Internet is abuzz with comparisons of the "strikingly similar" logos of the U.S. Missile Defense Agency and the ubiquitous Obama 2008 campaign.

The Missile Defense Agency, which is part of the Defense Department, now features a circular red, white and blue logo on its Web site that has been characterized in some reports as "scarily" similar to President Obama's former campaign symbol. Others have noted that it has a crescent and star design, evoking a common symbol for Islam.

The logo, which first appeared on the Missile Defense Web site in the fall, was designed by TMP Government, a marketing and communications firm that has managed Web site redesigns and logos for numerous government agencies, including recovery.gov and more than a dozen Defense and intelligence-related sites.

But this particular one has caught the eye of critics of the Obama administration.

"I'm having trouble seeing past the crescent and star in the new logo," one critic posted on WashingtonTimes.com. "Is this our signal to the muslim world that we're not going to shoot down their missiles?"

But others said it was all in the eye of the beholder, and that they saw little or no similarity between the Obama and Missile Defense logos.

Richard Lehner, a spokesman for the Missile Defense Agency, dismissed the comparison entirely.

"It's ridiculous," Lehner told Fox News. "It isn't a new logo to replace the official logo. It's a logo developed for recruiting materials and for our public Web site. Also, it was used prior to the 2008 election and it has no link to any political campaign."

'Boner' Sightings

There's new hope in the case of missing "Growing Pains" star Andrew Koenig!!

The Vancouver Police Missing Persons Unit has received "a substantial amount of tips and information" regarding Koenig's whereabouts since his mysterious disappearance was made public last Thursday.

Last seen by friends -- with whom he was staying -- on Feb. 14, he was sighted in south Vancouver at a bakery two days later, according to reports.

Koenig's ATM card and cell phone records indicate that they were used up until his last sighting, the cops say.

There has been no activity on either account since then, leading them to believe that he hasn't left Vancouver.

The information has left local cops hopeful that he'll be found alive and safe and that he is merely holed up somewhere in the Olympic city.

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While In Philly....Grab A Car!

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Just A Little Fun...

Two teachers' performance of a dirty dance at a Canadian high school rally has led to their suspension without pay, The Globe and Mail reported.

After footage of the graphic lap dance was posted online, the Winnipeg School Division launched an investigation into the incident at Churchill High School.

The video, "Two Teachers, One Chair," features physical education instructor Chrystie Fitchner and an unidentified male teacher in a sexually explicit routine that had students turn from laughter to disbelief.

"At first we were laughing and then it was like, ‘Oh that's a little too far,'" The Globe and Mail quoted 14-year-old Freshman Saigha Vincent.

Winnipeg school trustee Mike Babinsky expressed his outrage at the teachers' behavior, and said he will wait for the results of the investigation before deciding whether to lobby for further disciplinary action, The Globe and Mail reported.

"He is sticking his head into her crotch, into her private area," Babinsky told The Globe and Mail on Tuesday. "I don't know if they're making contact, but it's way too close."

Thirteen-year-old student Montana Fortier said the "whole school was rattled" after the assembly.

A Perfect Storm

For the third time in recent months, ESPN has suspended an on-air personality -- this time, Tony Kornheiser -- for what it labeled a spectacularly sexist stunt.

The sports network benched Kornheiser for two weeks starting Monday for making ultra-catty comments on his radio show about the wardrobe choices of fellow ESPN employee Hannah Storm, who anchors "SportsCenter."

"Hannah Storm in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today," Kornheiser, 62, said on the Feb. 16 broadcast of his afternoon show "Pardon the Interruption."

"She's got on red go-go boots and a Catholic-school plaid skirt . . . way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now," Kornheiser smirked about the 47-year-old Storm.

"She's got on her typically very, very tight shirt. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body. I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won't."

"But Hannah Storm . . . come on, now! Stop! What are you doing?"

Then, referring to the teenage protagonist of JD Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye," Kornheiser added, "She's what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point."

Apparently aware that his crude cracks weren't a smart career move, Kornheiser opened the next day's broadcast of "Pardon the Interruption" by cravenly apologizing.

"I apologize, unequivocally," said the former Washington Post columnist and "Monday Night Football" analyst. "I was wrong."

"I'm a sarcastic, subversive guy," he said. "I'm a troll, look at me. I have no right to insult what anybody looks like or what anybody wears. That, I think, should go without saying."

But the mea culpa wasn't enough to stave off punishment from the so-called "Worldwide Leader in Sports."

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The Old Palestra (UPENN Campus) - GO TU! (Nova Sucks!)

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Summer School

A U.S. school district has voted to fire all the teachers at an underperforming school.

The Providence Journal reports that the Central Falls School Committee voted Tuesday evening to fire every educator at Central Falls High School at the end of the school year.

It's the only school in the tiny, impoverished city north of Providence. Only about half its students graduate, and only 7 percent of 11th-graders, who are around ages 16 to 17, were proficient in math in 2009.

The plan was developed because of a federal effort to makeover failing schools.

The Central Falls Teachers Union says it is reviewing legal options and hasn't decided what action to take.

Education Secretary Arne Duncan applauds the decision and says "when schools continue to struggle we have a collective obligation to take action."

Energize

At a press conference Wednesday, Silicon Valley startup Bloom Energy showed off its new, heavily hyped energy technology, which harnesses chemical reactions to create energy. The company's mission: to revolutionize the world's use of energy.

Bloom's main product is the Bloom Energy Server, a generator based around a smart new fuel cell technology. Fuel cells rely upon chemical reactions to generate energy rather than fossil fuels, and as such are considered cleaner, more affordable, and more reliable than the traditional energy sources.

Fuel cell technology has been under development for years, if not decades, primarily concentrating on chemical reactions using hydrogen -- an element that can be volatile and difficult to store. Bloom's fuel cell technology is fundamentally different, running on a wide range of renewable or traditional fuels.

The technology has roots in NASA's Mars space program, where Dr. KR Sridhar, principal co-founder and CEO of Bloom Energy, was charged with building technology to help sustain life on Mars. His mandate: Use solar energy and water to produce air to breathe and fuel for transportation.

Sridhar's invention converts air and nearly any fuel source -- ranging from natural gas to a wide range of biogases -- into electricity via a clean electrochemical process, rather than dirty combustion. Even running on a fossil fuel, the systems are approximately 67% cleaner than a typical coal-fired power plant, explains Bloom. When powered by a renewable fuel, the company's Energy Server can be 100% cleaner. Each Energy Server consists of thousands of Bloom's fuel cells, flat, solid ceramic squares made from a common sand-like "powder."

Bloom Energy states that to date, Bloom Energy Servers, currently in deployment for several Fortune 500 companies, have produced more than 11 million kilowatt hours (kWh) of electricity, with CO2 reductions estimated at 14 million pounds.

Burn!

Jersey Jail Bird

Former NBA star Jayson Williams has been sentenced to a minimum 18 months in prison for fatally shooting a hired driver in 2002, ending an eight-year legal odyssey.

Williams avoided a retrial on a reckless manslaughter count by pleading guilty last month to aggravated assault in the February 2002 death of Costas Christofi. Williams was acquitted of aggravated manslaughter in 2004 but convicted of covering up the shooting.

State Superior Court Judge Edward Coleman sentenced Williams Tuesday to a total of five years on the cover-up counts, which will run concurrent to the assault sentence. He will be eligible for parole after 18 months.

Snakes On A Plain

A mother of four found a snake head in a bag of frozen green beans while cooking for her family in Houston, Texas, MyFoxPhoenix.com reported Monday.

Ernestine Jamison said she opened the bag of Pictsweet frozen cut green beans last month to find what she first thought was a rock.

But upon further review, the Jamison family concluded the green and black frozen object nestled in their dinner was a severed snake head.

"When I saw it was a snake's head I just threw it down and called my kids and said I got a snake head in the green beans, everybody said 'Oh lord, you got a snake head in the green beans'," Jamison said.

After the screaming subsided, 15-year-old Sarah Jamison grabbed her camera and took video and pictures of their uninvited dinner guest.

"I saw big eyes, with a mouth open and a tongue coming out, it looked like it was ready to attack," she said.

Jamison called Pictsweet, and they offered her $150. But she wasn’t looking for money and turned it down.

A letter sent by the company’s insurance provider to Jamison claims Pictsweet "is not responsible for this accident," and they are "denying liability".

The company also claims it wasn’t a snake head - it was a frog head.

"But it's still gross whether it's a frog or snake," said Jamison.

Now Jamison has to try harder than ever to get her children to eat their greens.

Storm On The Way!

Another 2 Feet Of Snow!??!

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Drinking With Christ

Christians in India's northeast are outraged after a picture showing Jesus Christ holding a beer can and a cigarette was discovered in primary school textbooks.

The image appeared in a handwriting book for children in church-run schools in the Christian-majority state of Meghalaya, where it was used to illustrate the letter "I" for the word "Idol".

"We are deeply shocked and hurt at the objectionable portrayal of Jesus Christ in the school book. We condemn the total lack of respect for religions by the publisher," Shillong diocese Archbishop Dominic Jala told AFP.

Police said they were hunting for the owner of the New Delhi-based publisher, Skyline Publications, who faces charges of offending religious sentiment, local police superintendent A.R. Mawthoh told AFP.

English-language daily The Shillong Times said Skyline had apologized for "hurting people's religious sentiments," but had offered no explanation as to how the error occurred.

Have You Seen This 'Boner'?

Police are asking for the public's help in locating actor Andrew Koenig, who had a recurring role on the 1980s sitcom "Growing Pains."

Vancouver police say Koenig was visiting friends in West Vancouver when he went missing. He was last seen on Feb. 14.

A statement released by the police department says Koenig "has recently been despondent and his family and friends are concerned for his well-being."

Koenig, 41, lives in Venice, Calif., but at one time lived in Vancouver. He is the son of Walter Koenig, who played Chekov on the "Star Trek" television series and movies.

On "Growing Pains" Koenig played Boner, a pal of star Kirk Cameron's character Mike.

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Puppy Love

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A Quick Test

Dealin' Mike & Ikes

The school webcam spy case continues to spark questions about student security and school administrators' rights in Philadelphia. Last week, a federal civil rights lawsuit was filed against the Lower Merion School District, its board of directors and the superintendent for allegedly violating the privacy of a 15-year-old student at Harriton High School by remotely activating the webcam inside a school-issued laptop computer. Now, the FBI has reportedly opened an investigation into the case to see if there were any federal wiretap or computer-intrusion laws that were violated.

Blake Robbins and his 18-year-old sister both attend Harriton High School and were among the 2,300 students in the district to receive the Apple laptops. All students and their parents had to sign a "memorandum of understanding" to take the laptops home with wording that explained the rules and regulations that came along with the computers. The paperwork did not include the disclosure that the school district had the ability to remotely activate the embedded webcams at any time, without student's permission.

Last November, Blake Robbins was called to the office by the vice principal to talk about what she called his "improper behavior" at home. Vice Principal Lindy Matsko allegedly cited as evidence a photograph taken with the computer's webcam that had been activated in Blake's bedroom. Robbins claims that the Matsko accused him of selling drugs when she saw him holding up what she believed to be pills. The 15-year-old says he was simply holding his favorite candy, "Mike And Ikes," which are small oblong, chewy jelly beans.

Blake's mother Holly backs up her son's claim that he is constantly eating the candy, and believes that he was not selling drugs. She and her husband Mike are extremely concerned that the school district turned on their son's webcam and feel it was a gross invasion of privacy inside their home. The mother of two says it felt like discovering a Peeping Tom in their house.

School district officials say the only time they ever turn on the webcams is when one of the school-issued laptops have been reported lost, stolen or missing, so that they can try to track them down. They concede that the wording in the laptop policy was not sufficient, and did not explain the security feature, but insist that they never spied on students. Lower Merion officials say that they turned the cameras on 42 times in the past 14 months, which helped them recover 28 missing laptops.

Sore Loser?

A New York City police officer accused of a sodomy attack on a drug suspect in a subway station was acquitted Monday along with two other officers who had been accused of covering it up.

Officer Richard Kern had faced as many as 25 years in prison if convicted of aggravated sexual abuse. Officers Andrew Morales and Alex Cruz could have faced up to four years in prison on charges of hindering prosecution.

Michael Mineo claimed Kern violated him with a police baton after he ran from officers inside the Brooklyn subway station Oct. 15, 2008. Mineo filed a $440 million lawsuit against the city.

A Tribute

Succulent

A top Italian food writer has been suspended indefinitely from the country's version of the British television program "Ready Steady Cook" for recommending stewed cat to viewers as a "succulent dish."

RAI, the public broadcasting network, said that it had dropped Beppe Bigazzi, 77, for offering the recipe on "La Prova del Cuoco," which is broadcast at midday on the main channel. Its switchboard was inundated with complaints from viewers and animal rights groups. Bigazzi said that casserole of cat was a famous dish in his home region of Valdarno, Tuscany.

“I’ve eaten it myself and it’s a lot better than many other animals,” he told viewers. “Better than chicken, rabbit or pigeon.” He said that for optimum flavour the meat should be “soaked in spring water for three days” before being stewed.

Elisa Isoardi, the program’s presenter — who has a cat called Othello — tried to steer Bigazzi off the subject. Reports said that during the commercial break she and the show’s producers tried to persuade him to apologize to viewers but he refused.

Carla Rocchi, the head of ENPA, the Italian society for the protection of animals, said that killing cats was illegal. Francesca Martini, the Deputy Health Minister, said it was “absolutely unheard of for a public service broadcaster to tell people how delicious cats are to eat.” She called for the producers to be investigated for criminal offenses involving incitement to mistreat animals.

Bigazzi, a consumer affairs journalist and author of "Cooking with Common Sense," has been one of the stars of La Prova del Cuoco for the past 10 years. He is noted for his exuberant style and previously caused uproar by boiling lobsters live on the show. Tuesday he said that he had only been joking about the recipe, and he had been misunderstood.

Bank!

A Real Cougar

John Mellencamp, the iconic rocker made famous by his songs about growing up in a small town, may be ready to move to the big city.

Speculation is swirling that the liberal Mellencamp may put down his guitar and run for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by Evan Bayh.

The Indiana Democrat announced Monday that he will not seek election to a third term in November, sending party leaders scrambling for a viable replacement and boosting Republican hopes of winning the seat. Indiana is generally considered a Republican state, though it went for Barack Obama in 2008.

Support for a Mellencamp bid is gathering momentum; a "Draft John Mellencamp For Senate" Facebook page has emerged with more than 200 members.

Mellencamp is no stranger to politics or to Washington. He asked John McCain to stop using his music during the 2008 presidential campaign. He performed at President Obama's inauguration and has played at the White House, most recently last week at a celebration in honor of the civil rights movement.

He initially backed John Edwards in the 2008 Democratic primaries, then shifted his support to Obama after the former North Carolina senator bowed out.

Mellencamp has generated a lot of goodwill among potential voters with his participation in Farm Aid concerts. Among his hits are "Small Town", "Jack and Diane", "Hurts So Good" and "Our Country".

There's no rush for Mellencamp to announce his intentions. A May primary was scrapped after cafe owner Tamyra d'lppolito, the only Democrat seeking to run for the Senate seat, missed out on qualifying for the primary ballot by Tuesday's deadline.

The Democratic state central committee now has until June 30 to pick someone to replace Bayh on the ballot.

Pictures From Space

This image, obtained via Twitter, astronaut Soichi Noguchi aboard the International Space Station showing the Sahara Desert, the first view out of the cupola's windows on the observation deck of the Tranquility module station early Wednesday morning Feb. 17, 2010.

The Japanese Astronaut has been "tweeting" pictures of Earth from the International Space Station.

Here are his pictures and thoughts, as well as other photos:

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/scitech/2010/02/08/space-hear-tweet

"Mmm....You Like Popsicles?"

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's family on Tuesday said the creators of American animated show "Family Guy" were "heartless jerks" after the show appeared to mock Palin’s Down syndrome son in an episode.

In a post on her Facebook page early Tuesday, Palin said it felt "like another kick in the gut" when a female character who apparently had Down syndrome made comparisons to Palin's 22-month-old son, Trig, in the episode of the Fox network show.

"My dad's an accountant, and my mom's the former governor of Alaska," the mentally disabled character said, without mentioning any names.

Rather than going into details as to how she felt, Palin posted her 19-year-old daughter Bristol's response to the controversy, saying it was "a much more restrained and gracious statement than I want to make."

Bristol wrote: "Are there any limits to what some people will do or say in regards to my little brother or others in the special needs community? If the writers of a particularly pathetic cartoon show thought they were being clever in mocking my brother and my family yesterday [Sunday], they failed. All they proved is that they’re heartless jerks."

Palin, a Fox News contributor, recently slammed White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel and radio talk host Rush Limbaugh for using the word "retard."

Get Your 'Mitts' Up

Mitt Romney, the former Republican governor of Massachusetts, was physically assaulted Monday by a fellow passenger on a flight from Vancouver, Canada, to Los Angeles.

Romney, a 2008 presidential candidate and a potential 2012 contender, asked a passenger who was seated and reclining in front of his wife, Ann, to move his seat upright during take off.

"The passenger became physically violent. Governor Romney did not retaliate, but instead let the airline crew respond to the incident," said Romney spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom.

Romney was not injured, but those familiar with the incident told Fox News, "There was physical contact with Governor Romney." Ann Romney was not touched in the incident.

The plane returned to the gate and the passenger was arrested by the police. The Romneys have been in Vancouver since Friday for the Olympic Games.

Mitt Romney was the former president and CEO of the 2002 Olympic Games in Salt Lake City, Utah, and the Romneys were guests of honor at these games.

"The Sitch"

Experts on celebrity branding said that cologne is an appropriate product for the club-hopping Sorrentino, who told Access Hollywood at the Grammy Awards on Jan. 31 that he intends to launch his own fragrance, dubbed "The Sitch."

"He's not going to create a product that is so far from who he is that it's not going to make sense," said Meyer of Davie Brown Entertainment. "This is a guy who prides himself on his appearance and his ability to attract women, so a cologne makes sense."

The longevity of a scent line is typically short-lived, which also seems to fit Sorrentino's image, assuming that his fame won't last forever, said Karen Grant, vice president and global beauty industry analyst for NPD.

Brands in the $3 billion fragrance industry usually last just a few months, she noted, with the "absolute exception" of Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds, which has been on the market since 1990.

"Many fragrances, even after six months, start diminishing," said Grant. "It's almost like a fashion statement: It comes in for the season, and then it's gone. If someone's looking to get in it and get out, that's actually a very smart strategy."

Some of the most successful fragrance lines exceed $100 million in sales over a 12-month run, Grant said. But "The Sitch" would have a tough time getting anywhere near that, she pointed out, considering the "narrow reach" of the men's market, which is one-third the size of women's.

FAT!!!

TUESDAY!!!

White Out

Between her cameo with Abe Vigoda in a Super Bowl commercial for Snickers, costarring with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds in the romantic comedy "The Proposal," and being recognized for lifetime achievement by the Screen Actors Guild, Betty White is suddenly finding herself in even more places than President Obama.

But whether or not she'll be seen on "Saturday Night Live" is a question for which not even she has the answer.

"I don't even know where that came from," the 88-year-old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" and "Golden Girls" Emmy winner told PEOPLE about the online movement to have her host "SNL." "That just came out of left field. It's ridiculous. I don't think ['SNL' creator and producer] Lorne Michaels even knows about it, so we won't worry about it."

Still, should Michaels phone her, she'll take it -- both the call and the offer to host the 35-year-old NBC staple, provided her demanding schedule will allow.

The Betty White-"SNL" movement, now some 331,000-strong on Facebook, is but part of the current Betty White renaissance -- a glory period that the actress herself predicts will soon come to an end.

"It will go away, I promise," she said humorously. "Don't get discouraged."

Bored? Him Too....

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Hello!! From New Jersey!

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Sorry For The Delay....

...but still diggin' out.

Don't you just love Winter?

Drink!

I present to you the "SuperDrinkmasters" Super Bowl Drinking Game:
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Rules...
1A. Must pick a team to root for prior to the game
2B. MUST NOT B&^% OUT TAKE THE D@#$ DRINK
3C. All drinks missed while taking a time out (bathroom or food refill etc) will be considered a penaty and doubled after the time out is over
4D. Drinks must be consumed within a timely manner
5E. If drinks continue to accumulate a beer bong will count as 10 drinks (this can occur only twice during the game).
6F. Food re-supply and visits to the urination station are authorized without penalty during commercials
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1 Drink every time...
Opposing team gets a first down
Opposing team gets a 20 yard play
Your team gets flagged for holding
Hurricane Katrina is talked about
Reggie Bush flexes
Archie or Eli Manning is discussed, shown live, or have highlights shown
The words "tragedy," "devastation," "best NFL fans," or "first super bowl appearances" are mentioned
Previous Super bowl highlights or player mentioned or shown (unless in the game or a higher amount of drinks is authorized)
A non-head coach is shown
TV show or sporting event promoted (not including commercials)
Any team punts
A roman numeral is spoken as a letter
A not funny commercial is played after start of game and before the first half ends (host decides)
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Drink 5...
Opposing team scores
Any team is mentioned that is not the Colts or Saints
Kim Kardashian is mentioned or shown
Kurt Warner or Brett Favre retiring are mentioned
A turnover occurs for either team
Drew Brees' birthmark is shown
The Haitian Relief is mentioned
False Start, Offsides, Delay of Game, or Encroachment are called on either team
There is an injury where a player goes "down" and/or ref calls time out
Tony Dungy or any NFL former coach is shown or mentioned
A Coaches challenge is upheld
Former athlete appears in a commercial
The Drew Brees trade is mentioned
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Drink 10 anytime...
Opposing team wins coin toss
A coaches' challenge is overturned
Turnover in the red zone
Onside kick attempted or recovered
A safety40+ yard touchdown
Fourth down attempt converted
Manning or Brees scores a non passing TD
John Madden is mentioned
Barack Obama or anything political is discussed
A referee gets run over or falls during a play
Anyone who doesn't drink something that is a man's drink (beer or stronger must not be fruity or involve flavoring)
Perfect season possibility is discussed
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All Take a Beer Bong or Chug (less than a 45 seconds)...
If the name Tim Tebow is uttered by anyone.
If a first happens or record is broken for the Super bowl.
Turnover for a touchdown or special teams touchdown occurs.
Game changer for opposing team inside two minutes (4th quarter only)
Your team loses and for each overtime
Roger Goodell is shown before trophy presentation
If a wager placed by teams' state governor is mentionedIf there is a chick fight during a beer commercial with males reacting to the fight (chick meaning girls you redneck)
If MVP is not an offensive player.
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Give 3 drinks to another person...
If someone shown in the crowd is wearing a players former team's jersey or another sports apparel i.e. Drew Brees Charger Jersey or New Yorks Knicks Hat—ONLY Super Bowl PARTICIPANTS college team apparel is acceptable (must be verified by one drinkmaster).
A Hurricane Who Dat sign is shown
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Almost Teenagers At The Same Time...

An 11-year-old girl in the Northeast recently gave birth to a baby boy, according to the girl’s family.

"My daughter and baby are fine, and the baby is absolutely beautiful," stated the girl’s mother. The girl and her family are not being named in order to protect the girl’s privacy.

According to Dr. Manny Alvarez, managing health editor of FoxNews.com, the girl’s age places her in significant dangers. "A very comprehensive approach to her care needs to be instituted early in her pregnancy," Alvarez said.

But of course, this case is not about a teenager, Dr. Abdulla Al-Khan, a leading high-risk obstetrician noted; it’s about a pre-teen, or child, who’s body is not built to carry a child yet.

"Her body is clearly not defined for pregnancy with its short stature," Al-Khan said. "Her chest is not extensively developed for breast tissue, her bones aren’t quite fused, and once you expose a child this young to high amounts of progesterone and especially estrogen, there is controversy that it could halt her growth."

Ablow pointed out that the girl is dependent on her own family to take care of her, yet now she has a child who is dependent on her.

The youngest documented case of a child pregnancy was in 1939 in Lima, Peru, Al-Khan said. Lina Medina was 6-years-old when she became pregnant and gave birth to a baby.

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Have A SEXY Weekend.

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Stick Save!!!

Boobs & A Blintz?

Coffee shops in the Seattle area introduced "bikini baristas" three years ago, hiring attractive young women to serve up steamy espressos and lattes while wearing as little as a G-string and pasties.

But cities are now taking a closer look at the "sexpresso" stand craze after police investigations revealed that some baristas were serving coffee with a side of something not even legal at many strip clubs.

Five bikini baristas in Everett, north of Seattle, are accused of charging up to $80 to let customers fondle or photograph them as they put on erotic shows — sometimes in view of passing traffic. They face court dates on prostitution charges this month.

In images so graphic that officials were reluctant to release them under public disclosure requests, undercover officers photographed them spreading their legs while wearing crotchless panties or licking whipped cream off each other's exposed pubic regions. While such acts may not constitute traditional prostitution, authorities say they met the legal definition of engaging in sexual conduct for a fee.

The bikini barista trend emerged in recent years as some espresso stands sought to stand out amid the heavy competition for coffee business in a region that is home to Starbucks.

There are now dozens of such shops in the region, with names like Brewlesque, Twin Perks and Java Juggs. They're typically stand-alone shacks along roadsides or in parking lots, often noticeable for their come-hither signs — "some like it hot," for example — and a long line of pick-up trucks at the window.

Doodle

A New York City middle school student has been arrested for doodling on her desk with a marker.

Twelve-year-old Alexa Gonzalez scribbled "Lex was here 2/1/10" on her desk Monday. She also wrote "I love my friends Abby and Faith." The girl says the doodles could have been erased, according to the Daily News.

Moraima Tamacho says her daughter was released several hours after she was taken in handcuffs to a police station.

Education department spokesman David Cantor said the incident shouldn't have happened, and that common sense should prevail.

Last month, the New York Civil Liberties Union filed a lawsuit alleging more than 20 instances of wrongful arrests and assaults by school safety officers.

Gonzalez has been assigned eight hours of community service, a book report and an essay on what she's learned from the experience.

Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

They may just sound like some words put together, but they're so much more. See for yourself.

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http://selleckwaterfallsandwich.tumblr.com/

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Go To Urbandictionary.com

Type in your first name.

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It is amazing...

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Post your results in the comments section.

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The Countdown To Steixner's Freedom And Residency Completion. 3 Cheers!

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I Got A Haircut.

Six More Weeks Of Winter?!?

Lookin' Good

Leif Garrett has been arrested. Again.

The 1970s pop star was busted Monday in Los Angeles for possession of a controlled substance, TMZ reports.

The arrest went down at 11:20 at L.A.'s downtown Metrolink station.

This is not Garret's first drug-related arrest, nor is it his first arrest on public transportation.

In 2006, Garrett was nabbed for riding a train without a ticket, at which time cops found heroin and quaaludes on his person.

In 2005, he pled guilty to cocaine possession.

In 1979, Garrett crashed his car while under the influence of quaaludes, turning his passenger into a paraplegic.

Before that, he lived with Nicollette Sheridan when she was 15, in his mom's house.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Garrett

Phil!

The Seattle-based captain of the "Deadliest Catch" fishing vessel Cornelia Marie has been flown to Anchorage after suffering a stroke while the boat was in port at St. Paul Island, Alaska.

According to the vessel's Web site, Capt. Phil Harris was stricken Friday night. Harris was flown to Anchorage and underwent surgery over the weekend. His sons, Josh and Jake, joined him there.

The Discovery Channel cable television reality show depicts the crab fishing industry in the dangerous waters off Alaska.

The Web site reports a family friend, Derek Ray, has flown to St. Paul to take over the role of relief skipper for the rest of the opilio crab season.

Pee Wee Fight Club

The "fight club" scrap at a Queens elementary school was uncovered only after the father of one of the combatants heard his son whining that he didn't have enough fans in his corner.

Tomas Rivera said that he overheard his son complaining to his sparring partner — as the pint-sized pugilists played video games Thursday evening — that he wasn't getting enough applause during their bout at PS 65 in Ozone Park.

"I heard him go, 'Oh, they were cheering you more than they were cheering me,' " the father told The Post.

Rivera then quizzed his son, also named Tomas, and the 10-year-old spilled the beans about the clash, which was allegedly set up by Joseph Gullotta, the kids' fourth-grade teacher.

Rivera said his son initially had a beef with another student when Gullotta told the boy, "Don't fight with him because I like you guys too much."

Instead, the teacher allegedly told his son to take out his aggression on longtime pal Justin Stokel, 9. "Mr. Gullotta told him, 'You are my favorite star student, why don't you start a fight with him instead?' "

During the match, the kids butted heads, leaving Stokel with a split lip and Rivera's kid with a possible concussion.

Like in the flick "Fight Club," Gullotta allegedly told the boys not to spill the beans and supplied them with a phony story to tell the school nurse — that they bashed their heads together accidentally as they both bent over to pick up a fallen pencil.

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Torn-o-graphic

Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury bank and carrying a firearm while intoxicated.

Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

The "Men in Black" actor was taken into custody and booked on numerous criminal charges, including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit.

He was held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

Last year, Torn was given probation in a Connecticut drunken driving case and granted permission to enter an alcohol education program. He also has two previous drunken driving arrests in New York.

The Kingdom Of Pop

Prince and Paris Jackson, children of perhaps the world's most famous man, stepped into unfamiliar territory at the 52nd Grammy Awards on Sunday night – the spotlight.

Michael Jackson’s eldest children, who he always protected from the public eye, accepted their dad’s posthumous Lifetime Achievement Award, and while their courage brought about a standing ovation, it was clear the two had trouble getting through their speech.

"We are proud to be here to accept this award on behalf of our father, Michael Jackson," 12-year-old Prince said, before getting choked up and stammering. "First of all, we'd like to thank God for watching over us for the past seven months. And our grandmother and grandfather for their love and support. We would also like to thank the fans. Our father loved you so much because you were always there for him. Our father was always concerned about the planet and humanity. Through all his hard work and dedication, he's helped with many charities and donated to all of them.”

Eleven-year-old Paris closed the acceptance with a few more words; however she was clearly overcome by the moment.

"Daddy was supposed to be here, Daddy was gonna perform this year," she said quickly. "He couldn't perform last year. Thank you, we love you, Daddy."

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