2 minutes in Heaven is better than 1 minute in Heaven...
Friday, June 29, 2007
Gotta Have It
When Are You Gonna Die?
It is estimated that you will die at the age of 80 Years Old.
Fingerin' for 50 more years!
Find out your Death Forecast:
http://www.bored.com/deathforecast/index.php
The Lion Whisperer
So instinctively in tune is he with these beasts, whose teeth are sharp enough to bite through thick steel, that mother hyenas even allow him to hold their newborn cubs without pouncing to the rescue.
But lions are his favorite. He lavishes them with unconditional love, he says, treating each individual differently, speaking to them, caressing them and, above all, treating them with respect.
"I don't use sticks, whips or chains, just patience. It may be dangerous, but this is a passion for me, not a job," he says.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Faith No More?
Police had already been called to the house five hours earlier because of a verbal dispute when Molina ordered his girlfriend to move out.
When officers arrived the second time, they found remains of the pet fish, an Oscar, on the sidewalk, the complaint said, and the girlfriend's 12-year-old son told police Molina took it out of its tank and stomped it to death.
Molina also broke a stereo and shattered a picture window, the complaint said.
You want it all but you cant have it
Its in your face but you cant grab it
What is it?
Its it
What is it? ...
The Wrong Belushi
Does A Body Good
In fact, the cost of milk is dependent on the barrel cheese price, according to Brady, who said the reserve dairy supply the United States has had for several years has been depleted over time.
Prices of other dairy products like butter and ice cream should also continue to climb as a result of surging milk and cheese prices.
Who Will It Be?
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I'm In The Mood For Love
The hole at the Scott City Jail was discovered this weekend, said police Chief Don Cobb. He said inmates removed a block from the wall, after making a digging tool with a nail, a wire from a light fixture and a toothbrush.
The mixture of pancake batter and toothpaste looked like mortar, he said.
Now steel plates are being added to the Missouri jail's interior walls.
A Bullet In The Head
Eugene Moylan, 45, woke up at 4:30 a.m. and thought he had suffered an aneurism or that his wife had elbowed him in his sleep, authorities said.
His wife drove him to the hospital where doctors said a bullet had lodged behind his right ear. Evidence indicated that Moylan had been shot at close range by someone in the house and it was clear there were inconsistencies with the couple's story, Mascara said.
April Moylan eventually told authorities she accidentally shot her husband.
"How can this guy be shot, not know that he was shot in bed and then walk into a hospital room. It was just amazing to all of us," Mascara said.
The Search Is On
World's Oldest Car Is For Sale
The car was built in France in 1884, about a year before Gottlieb Daimler and Otto Benz of Germany built their first experimental gasoline-powered cars (The two were working independently of one another.) Henry Ford, the man many Americans mistakenly believe invented the automobile, built his first car 12 years after this one.
Xander Phoenix
http://www.proteushiphop.com/video2.htm
Warning: Chewy
Victoria McArthur, of Romero, Mich., is suing Starbursts' parent company, Mars Inc., for more than $25,000 for "permanent personal injuries" she claims she sustained after biting into one of their yellow candy in 2005.
"I don't know, maybe about 3 chews and it literally locked my jaw … and it just literally pulled my jaw out of joint," she told MyFoxDetroit.com.
McArthur's lawyer, Brian Muawad, says the candies caused her to develop a condition known as temporal mandibular joint dysfunction. McArthur says she has had trouble chewing, talking and sleeping since the incident.
"I don't want to see anybody else have to go through what I have gone through from eating a piece of candy that was supposed to be soft chew," she said.
Insane Cajun
Patrick Knight has been soliciting jokes in the mail and on a Web site, sometimes receiving as many as 20 a day, saying his humor was intended to raise the spirits of other inmates. He said he received as many as 1,300 proposals.
But when the moment came, he said, "I said I was going to tell a joke. Death has set me free. That's the biggest joke. I deserve this." "And the other joke is that I am not Patrick Bryan Knight and y'all can't stop this execution now. Go ahead, I'm finished."
Nine minutes later at 6:21 p.m. CDT, he was pronounced dead.
Knight, who grew up in Slidell, Louisiana, was known in prison as the "Insane Cajun."
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Or So The Germans Would Have Us Believe...
Cruise, also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church, but rather a cult.
Berlin says it masquerades as a religion to make money, a charge Scientology leaders reject.
Flight 815 - Oceanic
Feening as much as I? Enjoy. -brought to you in part by "the kellys" ***they never really said how Jack ended up in the jungle!?!?!?!?!
Shark Boy and Lava Girl?
How did Tidbit get pregnant? "We must have had hanky panky" in the shark tank, he thought.
But sharks only breed with sharks of the same species, and there were no male blacktip reef sharks at the Virginia Aquarium & Marine Science Center in Virginia Beach.
The shark swam away, bumped into a wall, headed back toward Firchau and clamped onto her left shin. Whether Tidbit meant to attack Firchau or just collided into her and snapped reflexively is hard to know.
The pain didn't hit Firchau right away. "Oh, you're not supposed to do that. That was weird," she thought as she felt the shark tug on her leg.
Firchau was taken to a hospital to get stitches while George and other team members tried to revive Tidbit. The shark rallied a couple times but died about 12 hours later.
--Now what's more amazing...? The fact that the Firchau didn't know a shark just bit her shin or the fact that a shark can get knocked up from a little bit of shark hanky panky?
Don't Cry, Tommy
The actor admitted in court last week to violating his probation on a previous felony drug conviction and tearfully pleaded with the Los Angeles Superior Court judge for leniency, begging her, "If you would please just give me one more chance for myself."
The actor's probation for a previous methamphetamine possession conviction was revoked in 2005 when he admitted to using a prosthetic penis in a bid to fake a urine test.
Price Is Wrong, Bitch!
O'Donnell, a superfan of the CBS game show, said on Friday that she had a "nice lunch" with the show's producers.
Drew Carey has emerged as the next contender to replace Bob Barker as host of "The Price is Right.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Home Videos
The reel of film was plucked from the wartime ruins of a German opera house and sent home by U.S. serviceman Walter Ladziak in 1945. By the time Ladziak returned from the war he forgot about the film. Ladziak is now 85 and still living on Staten Island.
The film shows Hitler, Joseph Goebbels, Hermann Goering and Heinrich Himmler taking in a Richard Wagner music festival.
It had never been viewed until Ladziak's nephew sent it to PBS' "History Detectives," who have been trying to prove its authenticity. A show on the Hitler film is expected to air Sept. 3.
Bong Hits 4 Jesus
Joseph Frederick was 18 when he unveiled the 14-foot paper sign on a public sidewalk outside his Juneau, Alaska, high school in 2002.
The justices ruled 6-3 that Frederick's free speech rights were not violated by his suspension over what the majority's written opinion called a "sophomoric" banner. "It was reasonable for (the principal) to conclude that the banner promoted illegal drug use-- and that failing to act would send a powerful message to the students in her charge."
The incident occurred in January 2002 just outside school grounds when the Olympic torch relay was moving through the Alaska capital on its way to the Salt Lake City, Utah, Winter Games.
Now 24, he told reporters in March that he displayed the banner in a deliberate attempt to provoke a response from principal Morse, by whom he had been disciplined previously. But Frederick claimed his message of free speech is very important to him, even if the wording of the infamous banner itself was not.
"I find it absurdly funny," he said. "I was not promoting drugs. ... I assumed most people would take it as a joke."
Feel The Love
A photograph of an East Side High School student kissing his boyfriend was blacked out of every copy of the school's yearbook by Newark school officials who decided it was inappropriate.
Andre Jackson said he never thought he would offend anyone when he bought a page in the yearbook and filled it with several photographs, including one of him kissing his boyfriend, David Escobales.
But Newark Superintendent of Schools Marion Bolden called the photograph "illicit" and ordered it blacked out of the $85 yearbook before it was distributed to students at a banquet for graduating seniors Thursday. "It looked provocative," she said. "If it was either heterosexual or gay, it should have been blacked out. It's how they posed for the picture."
There are several photos of heterosexual couples kissing in the yearbook, but the superintendent said she didn't review the entire yearbook and was presented only with Jackson's page.
"I don't understand," said Jackson, 18. "There is no rule about no gay pictures, no guys kissing. Guys and girls kissing made it in."
Students were surprised when they opened their books and found Jackson's picture had been covered with marker, Barroqueiro said.
"He purchased the page and fell under the rules," she said. "If they want to kiss, that's their page. If you don't like it, don't look at it."
The Lion Sleeps Forever
Friday, June 22, 2007
Deafening Silence
After being silenced on Tuesday, the site was back online Wednesday but hosted by a different Internet service provider.
Although his hair and face remain disgustingly the same:
Going For The Gold
"It certainly would kill many people," Ann Marie Gordon said.
Rebecca G. Lingbloom, 45, pleaded not guilty Wednesday to one count of driving under the influence of alcohol on May 10. Authorities contended in an affidavit that she nearly hit a pedestrian that day and was seen swerving all over the road.
A Pierce County sheriff's deputy later found her passed out behind the wheel of her car in the Summit area, the affidavit states.
My Poop Ticket
The complaint says Solberg was ticketed for overtime parking April 18 for leaving his vehicle parked in front of his residence. He placed the ticket envelopment with his payement , and the dog feces, in a drop box for citations at the Law Enforcement Center.
When the office employee opened envelopes from the drop box, she noticed a brown fluid leaking from one envelope. The complaint says the fluid got onto her hands, which she washed, and also contaminated her desk. She awoke the next day with a headache and vomited repeatedly and was hospitalized for about two days with an undetermined illness.
City prosecutor Lee Bjorndal said restitution will go toward paying the victim's medical costs not covered by insurance. Her medical bills totaled more than $5,000, he said.
Solberg also must write an apology letter to the victim and pay a $300 fine, with another $200 and a 90-day jail sentence stayed for one year.
Ala. Man's Finger Gets Stuck in Gas Tank
"His finger went in past the knuckle and was stuck," Huntsville Fire & Rescue Capt. Nolen Locke said. "People had sprayed WD40 all over, but that didn't work. If he was on FingerMyBlog, this never would have happened. I Finger every day and you don’t see my fingers stuck in a gas tank."
NO, Nolen. NO we don’t.
***Best to Finger every day.
750-Pound Bear Is Captured in Montana!
State bear managers recently trapped a 7 foot, 6 inch male grizzly that weighed 750 pounds after a winter of hibernation.
Mike Madel, bear management specialist with the state Department of Fish, Wildlife and Parks, said it took two scales and a hydraulic crane to weigh the 8-year-old bruin that had 3 1/2-inch claws and a neck circumference of 4 feet.
"This bear was just a beautiful bear," Madel said.
Madel said the big male with the bronze head, golden back and dark chocolate legs could weigh as much as 900 pounds by the fall. (Serena Williams??!!?)
Madel captured the bear he dubbed "Big Daddy," on May 24. He also said "Big Daddy" hasn't reached its full size, "He's got some growing to do.”
What was it at the Santa Fe Courthouse?
A surveillance camera at the First Judicial District courthouse downtown captured a strange image Friday morning that left sheriff’s deputies, lawyers, clerks and judges scratching their heads as to what it might have been.
Some thought it was the ghost of a man killed at the courthouse more than 20 years ago after bringing a rifle to the building and taking several people hostage. Others felt it had to be a reflection from a passing car or a piece of cottonwood tree fluff.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
AFI's 100 Years...100 Movies
The Top 5:
1. CITIZEN KANE
2. CASABLANCA
3. THE GODFATHER
4. GONE WITH THE WIND
5. LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
You can find the entire list here:
http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/movies.aspx
--How do your favorites stack up?
20 Manhole Covers Stolen From Philly Neighborhood
Authorities said a 108-year-old RAT and a 25-year-old TURTLE were caught red-handed stealing a manhole cover from the 3700 block of Frontenac Street during the early morning hours Thursday.
Police believe the pair is responsible for the disappearance of 20 manhole covers from a neighborhood in the 2nd Police District.
Police think there may be up to as many as 3-4 more TURTLES still at large…
Run Forrest! Run!
Considered to be the world's greatest endurance athlete, Karnazes once completed 50 marathons in 50 states in 50 days, a run across Death Valley in the middle of summer and completed a 200-mile solo relay race.
4real
Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby "4real" shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.
The government office has opened negotiations with the parents about the name under a policy that says all unusual names must be given case-by-case consideration.
Clarke said the rules are designed to prevent names that are "likely to cause offense to a reasonable person." Satan and Adolf Hitler were proposed names that have been declined, he said.
If no compromise has been reached by July 9, the baby will be registered as "real," officials say.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
John Butler Trio
- Used to Get High - If you like...don't be shy...look for more. It only gets better.
Give Him The Horns! The Long Horns!
The driver of the car carrying Morales struck a 3- or 4-year-old girl, apparently prompting the attack. The child was treated for non-life-threatening injuries.
"The driver, for whatever reason, whether he realized he was involved in the collision or his vehicle forced a stop, got out of the car, got into a confrontation with several men was assaulted and killed," Piatt said.
Morales came to his aid and was fatally attacked in what police are calling a "spontaneous homicide." He was pronounced dead at a local hospital.
The driver was able to get back into his car and drive away. Both he and his vehicle have been located and are part of the ongoing investigation.
"We could have had anywhere from two to 15 and 20 [people] who are actually involved in the assault," Piatt said. Some 2,000 to 3,000 people were gathered in the parking lot at the time.
In case you were wondering, Juneteenth celebrates the day Gen. Gordon Granger shared the news of the Emancipation Proclamation with the slaves of Galveston, Texas, two years after Abraham Lincoln abolished slavery in the United States.
Get Your Rox(borough) Off
Authorities raided the Markle Street house and garage at 2 a.m. and also found $16,000, a speed boat, tools and two hand guns.
Police did not immediately release any other information.
Falling In Love
The bodies were found on the road by a passing cabdriver around 5 a.m. Wednesday.
"It's too early to rule out anything," Columbia police Sgt. Florence McCants said.
Clothing was discovered on the roof, leading authorities to suspect the man and woman, in their early 20s, may have been having sex.
HI-OH! SEX! YES!
Darth Scooter
Darth Scooter: "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master."
"I want her buried...I want her buried...with her son."
"It is now time for me to devote more of my daily life to my own young family and to pursue the many opportunities that have been offered to me outside the judicial system, and I have disregarded until now," said Judge Larry.
The 57-year-old Bronx native wept on the bench during his oversight of the disposition of Smith's remains.
CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin referred to him as "Judge Judy's wacky little brother."
Some observers speculated he was using his platform as a dais from which to try out for a job on television.