Why Take MATH When You Can Take METH !?!

NBC10 - A middle school principal was taken into police custody after allegedly selling meth out of his school office, according to police and The Allentown Morning Call newspaper.

Police said John Acerra was arrested, and the Lehigh Valley-based newspaper reported that the Nitschmann Middle School principal sold crystal methamphetamine to police informants three times this month. The article said he sold it once out of his school office.

The 50-year-old man was arrested Tuesday and meth was found on his desk, the Morning Call reported. Police were expected to release more information Tuesday.

UPDATE!!!! YOU GOTTA READ IT TO BELIEVE IT!!!

'Bizarre' details emerge in Bethlehem principal's arrest. When police entered the office of Nitschmann Middle School Principal John Acerra to arrest him for allegedly selling crystal methamphetamine, they found the 50-year-old educator naked and watching gay pornography with sex toys nearby, sources say.Police also found a glass drug pipe and $200 in marked money on the desk, just minutes after an informant wearing a wire arranged to buy meth from Acerra about 6 p.m. Tuesday, officials said.

Stocks sink on fears about Chyna and growth...

No Shit!!! Be afraid......be very afraid.

Separated at Birth?

Popeye Jones is certainly ugly, as you can see from his likeness to Sloth.

But did you ever realize how much Michael Wilbon looked like a terrorist?

Or how similar Calvin Booth and John Kerry appear?

If I’ve piqued your interest check out some more:

http://www.wizznutzz.com/birth.html

Don't Call It A Comeback

Scottie Pippen Ready To Reclaim Position Of Ugliest Player In Basketball

6 feet under......or 6 months later!??!?!

Associatedcontent - Celebrity status and the resulting press coverage is a lifetime commitment, and apparently now an afterlife commitment as well. The media is becoming ever more ghoulish in it's obsession with celebrity death, continuously covering the unpleasant issues surrounding the disputed corpse of the manic depressive tragic icon, Anna Nicole Smith.
On February 18th Anna Nicole's body was finally embalmed amidst the continuing legal battle-royale between Anna's former companion Howard K. Stern, and her mother, Virgie Arthur. Anna's body was prepared for burial a mere ten days after her death, following a comprehensive autopsy and an undulating sea of legal briefs. The final hanger-on to disrupt Ms. Smith's very busy schedule was Larry Birkhead, who is one of the many gambling men now claiming paternity of Anna's infant daughter. Mr. Birkhead apparently needed a fresh DNA sample from Anna's unaltered body to prove his case.
The medical examiner in charge of the case, Joshua Perper, was pleased with the work of the two embalmers. "They did an excellent job, and the body will be ready for viewing with no problem," he said. "In other words, she's basically looking like she looked in life or very, very close to that."
While Anna is now one step closer to receiving her lasting peace in a paparazzi proof grave, she still has a ways to go. James Brown, on the other hand is reportedly only inches from his own dirt get-away. The much beloved and acclaimed Godfather of Soul, Mr. Brown, who died almost two months ago, has finally waited out his squabbling descendants.
CNN is reporting that Brown's six children and his former partner Tomi Rae Hynie have agreed to a burial place, the location of which is not being released. Mr. Brown's body, for its part has been spending its time patiently, having been properly embalmed some time ago. The body has been carefully watched and protected during its lay-over by Charles Reid, Director of the Funeral Home responsible for Mr. Brown's accommodations.
He told CNN that he had last viewed Brown on Tuesday. "I do that constantly," The Director said. "That's the only way I can actually check him ... go in, open the casket and close it. And he's fine."
Lawyers for the Brown family report that the ceremony will be held in the "next few days" in an undisclosed location. The location of Anna Nicole's future underground resort has yet to be decided.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/157030/smith_and_brown_closer_to_going_in.html

The Program

If you’ve ever been sitting around bored and thinking to yourself, “Man, I wonder what I would have to do to throw up at the same time that I’m taking a shit?” Well, quit thinking and get out there and follow the program.

Drink the following (in this order) between 11:00 AM Saturday and 6:00 AM Sunday:

1. 3 Bloody Marys
2. 1 Extra Large Iced Coffee
3. 6 Bodddington Ale Draughts
4. 3 Kettle One Martinis
5. Numerous Kettle One and tonics (to keep the whistle wet)
6. A Tanqueray and tonic
7. A few So-Co & lime shots
8. Anything else that anyone is willing to buy you

Whatever you do, DO NOT EAT!! –you’ll ruin everything.

Before you know it, you’ll be in Brooklyn watching everything materialize right before your very eyes. Alone in a bathroom in your moment of triumph, you can only smile and realize how much you've accomplished in a single day. They say Rome wasn't built in a day........I disagree.

It's too late to find Jesus....

...because James Cameron already did.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/02/26/cameron_grave/

"God loves you as he loved Jacob......." -Karl

Carpe Diem

"Well, all I'm saying is that I want to look back and say that I did I the best I could while I was stuck in this place. Had as much fun as I could while I was stuck in this place. Played as hard as I could while I was stuck in this place... Dogged as many girls as I could while I was stuck in this place." --Don Dawson circa 1976.

I started my own blog!

Some men are always boys . . .